knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
this is how gay people communicate
OH MY GOD
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed
Reasons Onision should leave the planet
I just want to set him on fire I’m sorry
He makes my blood fucking boil to this day.
i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif
Slightly disappointing slightly intrigued
look at this card
i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card
Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
" you + have" -> "you’ve"
im sorry people learning english