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Chat 29 Aug 84,411 notes
  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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Photo 29 Aug 16,581 notes tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

Text 29 Aug 284,842 notes

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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Photo 29 Aug 64,522 notes browningtons:

browningtons:

gothitellic:

browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

*pssssssst* it’s called a pegasister

its so funny how many people will try to make sure girls call themselves pegasisters as to not feel less masculine even on a joke post that involves call of duty.


this happens every five minutes i swear

browningtons:

browningtons:

gothitellic:

browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

*pssssssst* it’s called a pegasister

its so funny how many people will try to make sure girls call themselves pegasisters as to not feel less masculine even on a joke post that involves call of duty.

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this happens every five minutes i swear

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Video 29 Aug 3,627 notes

vinegod:

The Forst Nymph really likes current radio jams.. by Gio Volpe

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Video 29 Aug 165,342 notes

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

Text 29 Aug 42,392 notes

midnightwolfhowls:

avengersonna:

jessiepinkman:

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

bruce banner fisting you when suddenly

The human torch fisting you when suddenly

What possessed you people to even think of this?

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Text 29 Aug 179 notes

i-am-floating-away:

Makin’ my way downtown, walking fast, walking faster, breaking into a run, running for my life from Shia Labeouf.

Photo 29 Aug 685,781 notes aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys  Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 


salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

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