- JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
- INTERVIEWER: Like what?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
- INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this
*pssssssst* it’s called a pegasister
its so funny how many people will try to make sure girls call themselves pegasisters as to not feel less masculine even on a joke post that involves call of duty.
this happens every five minutes i swear
wolverine fisting you when suddenly
bruce banner fisting you when suddenly
The human torch fisting you when suddenly
What possessed you people to even think of this?
Makin’ my way downtown, walking fast, walking faster, breaking into a run, running for my life from Shia Labeouf.