Text 17 Sep 1,016,209 notes

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

Video 17 Sep 27,182 notes

coochielatte:

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

OH MY GOD

(Source: drinkdatkoolaid)

via ayy lmao.
Photo 17 Sep 15,445 notes slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

via 0:).
Text 17 Sep 30,146 notes

sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

image

Video 17 Sep 20,128 notes

notfuckingcishet:

Emma Sulkowicz. 

(x)

Video 17 Sep 237 notes

shelbyxtaylor:

e-fakes:

fxking—loser:

Reasons Onision should leave the planet

I just want to set him on fire I’m sorry

He makes my blood fucking boil to this day.

via ayy lmao.
Video 17 Sep 67,319 notes

cooridder:

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

Slightly disappointing slightly intrigued

Photo 17 Sep 122,791 notes sparklehime:

sparklehime:

look at this card

i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card

sparklehime:

sparklehime:

look at this card

i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card

Text 17 Sep 11,403 notes

americxanhorrorstory:

Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.

AHS Fandom:

image

Photo 17 Sep 104,083 notes tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

(Source: dntdodrugs)


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